It sure is a big responsibility to be in charge of the company Email Newsletter. Once a week you, and only you, are responsible to carefully craft an email marketing message and get it out to all of your sacred e-newsletter subscribers.
You take the job seriously and get started early in the week. You want this email message to be really great. The company is counting on you! Your email marketing campaign is one of your employer's core marketing activities.
1. It is Wednesday. You take the afternoon and carefully craft the weekly company email message.
2. It is Thursday. You spell check the weekly company email message.
3. It is Friday. You ask your marketing buddy across the office to proof the weekly company email message. You don't want to embarrass yourself with grammatical errors or an article that does not make sense!
4. It is Saturday. You sleep on it and are confident the weekly company email message is ready to go.
5. It is Sunday. You take the day off and have a really great afternoon with your boyfriend. You are worry free! Your weekly company email message is all put to bed and ready to go.
6. You wake up early on Monday morning, get to the office and login into your Email List Management service and get your weekly company email message all queued up.
7. You press send and watch your weekly company email message go into cyberspace. "Oh, goody!" you exclaim. "Think of all the business I am going to bring into the company with this carefully crafted email marketing message!"
8. It is Monday, one second later. A subscriber receives the weekly company email message in their inbox.
9. It is Monday, two seconds later. Your subscriber looks at the FROM field.
10. It is Monday, three seconds later. Your subscriber seems perplexed. "Hmmm, who is Mary Franklin?" they think.
11. It is Monday, four seconds later. Your subscriber takes a deep breath, says, "Never heard of her," and presses the delete button.
12. It is Monday, five seconds later. You are in a meeting with your new boss. You yelp, grab your butt and scream, "I think I just got stung by a bee!"
You did. And - continued below ...